It was waiting for me in my inbox.
“Unfortunately, I cannot obtain electronic copies of the Ocean, Warehouse or EPLI policy.
Here is the Package and Umbrella,
and a copy of the most recent schedule.
The punctuation, capitalization, and line breaks
Are reproduced exactly as I found them
The italicized words
Paths I dared not follow,
Gateways to destruction.
I know these words are faux corporate-speak
But the random images
Distinguished with capitals
Deserve a moment before my eyes.
(Apparently my spam-assassin concurred.)
There truly was a comma after the surname
Leaving me hanging